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Win Tickets to a Factually Inaccurate Walking Tour
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Bullshit London - Win Tickets to a Factually Inaccurate Walking Tour

See where Queen Victoria exploded! Smell the Thames mermaid! Discover the sinister truth about the Barbican!

Competition Ends: 02/06/2017

Bullshit London’s hugely popular factually inaccurate walking tours are back! Tourists and locals alike are invited to take a step down false-memory lane to be guided on an astonishingly silly and very fun walking tour of London's major landmarks. To celebrate their return, we’re giving away a pair of tickets to the winner’s choice of either Bullshit London tour:

The Southbank Tour ‘Tourist Trap’
The original Bullshit offering and the most popular, this tour runs every Thursday evening from April - October, leaving at 7pm from the steps of St Paul's.

The City Tour ‘Standing On The Shoulders of Giants’
Taking you off the beaten trail in more ways than one, this (de)tour eschews the better known tourist hotspots and joyfully explores some of more the unusual and contradictory architecture of the financial district. The City Tour departs at 2pm every Sunday from Moorgate Tube Station.

This year Bullshit London tours are running from April – October and are already selling fast. Book now to avoid disappointment.

Win a pair of tickets to a Bullshit London tour of your choice!
 

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Terms and conditions:

1. London Calling reserves the right to amend the competition end date at any time.
2. If you are the lucky winner we will notify you via the e-mail address supplied shortly after the competition end date.
3. The prize will not be transferable to another person.
4. No part of a prize is exchangeable for cash or any other prize.
5. As might be implied by their name the tours have a seditious approach to history, veracity and also profanity so please don't come if you're likely to be offended by any of those.
6. Date choice is subject to availability

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